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Mike Barnes

Bob Henson said:
An old Bristol tale tells of the man with three daughters Idal, Eval and
Normal. I don't know about that, but they still drive their Fiestals and
Astrals "down Asdal's" to do the shopping.
.... for, amongst other things, bananals.
 
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Bob Henson

NY said:
I ought to have remembered that since I was at university at Bristol. The
porter in my hall of residence was a real Bristle man through and through.
When he got fed up with people taking the piss out of his accent, he
produced a humorous book entitled "Krek Waiters Peak Bristle" and said "Ere,
learn that, then you can talk like me tool". He became known as "the talking
tool" after that :)

It's interesting that "Bristle" is brimming over with Ls because the
so-called Cockney accent (though it applies to more than just the Bow Bells
area of London) avoids them as much as possible - hence "a bott-w of miwk".
I was similarly amused 40 years ago when I moved from Derbyshire to
Gloucestershire. Derbyshire has hard "t"s and Gloucestershire doesn't have
any, so "dirty water" was "dotty watter" in Ilkeston (itself an odd
pronunciation - "Ill Kess Tun") but in Tetbury it is "dir'y war'er" with
slightly rolled "r"s. Our (so they say) county poems go:-

Derbyshire born 'n' Derbyshire bred,
Strong inth' arm and 'wake inth' 'ed

Oi can' read 'n' Oi can't roight,
But tha' don't reely ma''er,
Cuz Oi comes from Gloucestershire
'N Oi can droive a tra''or.

If that really is too much for anyone else, a tra''er is a tractor - no "c"
or "t" .

--
Bob
Tetbury, Gloucestershire, England

Obsolete : The computer you have.
State of the Art : The computer you can't afford.
 
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Robin Bignall

I was similarly amused 40 years ago when I moved from Derbyshire to
Gloucestershire. Derbyshire has hard "t"s and Gloucestershire doesn't have
any, so "dirty water" was "dotty watter" in Ilkeston (itself an odd
pronunciation - "Ill Kess Tun") but in Tetbury it is "dir'y war'er" with
slightly rolled "r"s. Our (so they say) county poems go:-

Derbyshire born 'n' Derbyshire bred,
Strong inth' arm and 'wake inth' 'ed
weak, tha knows.
Oi can' read 'n' Oi can't roight,
But tha' don't reely ma''er,
Cuz Oi comes from Gloucestershire
'N Oi can droive a tra''or.

If that really is too much for anyone else, a tra''er is a tractor - no "c"
or "t" .
Gerroff!
 
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J. P. Gilliver (John)

Ken Blake said:
Ken Blake said:
On Tue, 30 Jul 2013 00:24:41 +0100, Robin Bignall


[]
And going back a little ways in this thread, talking about
mispronunciation, one of the most commonly mispronounced (and also
misspelled) words these days is "minuscule."
[]
I rather fear the "mis"pronunciation (and -spelling) is now sufficiently
common that it'll be in dictionaries.



Mispronunciation yes. But misspelling, not yet (but you are probably
right that it will get there).

(How do _you_ pronounce the first syllable - short as in mini-, or long
as in minus?)

Short. How about you?
I don't think I used the word, but in repeating what others had said, I
tended towards "mini-" - but then, like Gene, I only relatively recently
learnt the "correct" spelling (which I thus resent, for no good reason).
 
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Char Jackson

Of course there is the ever popular word that 90% of politicians, actors
and all around famous people cannot even get right! The old nucular (
NUKE-U LAR) war versus the proper word being nuclear (NU CLEAR). Drives
me nuts to have somebody that supposedly has some education and cannot
even pronounce or spell that word!
In their defense, at least NU-ku-lar has the right number of syllables,
unlike NU-clear. ;-)
Other than that, I agree.
 
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Char Jackson

When I was taught Latin, (and Latin doesn't change much, even these days
:) ) the ae plural was pronounced as in "eye", hence the "g" before it was
always hard. In many years of studying it was always been pronounced that
way by academics, at least. If that were not the case, the singular would
be pronounced "alja" which would indeed, be singular. :)
On the west side of the pond, it's pronounced AL-jee, by academics speaking
in public as well as by two old men sitting on a park bench staring at an
overgrown pond.

Yes, I know, I overused the word pond.
 
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Char Jackson

So, I say "gigabyte" even though I know I shouldn't. Being understood
is more important than being correct.
Agreed, but it's important to pronounce it correctly. The g's in gigabyte
are pronounced like the g's in 'get big dog'.

Every once in a while I run across someone who didn't quite get the joke in
Back To The Future and get words like gigabyte and gigawatt wrong. It's
pretty jarring when it happens.
 
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J. P. Gilliver (John)

Char Jackson said:
Agreed, but it's important to pronounce it correctly. The g's in gigabyte
are pronounced like the g's in 'get big dog'.

Every once in a while I run across someone who didn't quite get the joke in
Back To The Future and get words like gigabyte and gigawatt wrong. It's
pretty jarring when it happens.
I didn't get the joke.
 
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Ian Jackson

Char Jackson said:
In their defense, at least NU-ku-lar has the right number of syllables,
unlike NU-clear. ;-)
Other than that, I agree.
"NU-clee-arr" also has three syllables
 
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choro

Technically, of course, you are right that almost all of us say
"gigabyte" when we should say "gibibyte." But for all practical
purposes, "gibibyte" is used so rarely that the enormous majority of
people don't know the word and wouldn't know what it meant if they
heard or saw it.

So, I say "gigabyte" even though I know I shouldn't. Being understood
is more important than being correct.
BTW, how do you pronounce Gigolo? With a G as in Go or as the J in
Junior? And if the latter, then why?

Incidentally what is the 3rd letter of the Greek alphabet? And how is it
pronounced?--
choro
*****
 
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choro

See my Pasta la Vista below!

In their defense, at least NU-ku-lar has the right number of syllables,
unlike NU-clear. ;-)
Other than that, I agree.
Etymology, gentlemen, Etymology!

Let us not forget that the root word is Nucleus hence the correct
adjective must be Nuclear. --
choro
*****
 
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John Williamson

choro said:
BTW, how do you pronounce Gigolo? With a G as in Go or as the J in
Junior? And if the latter, then why?
One of each.

The first one soft, modified by the "i" following it, the second hard,
as the "o" doesn't modify it.
 
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NY

choro said:
See my Pasta la Vista below!

Maybe it's because I'm British rather than American, but I pronounce the
word with three syllables: NUKE-lee-AH.

And then there's the other shibboleth: ambulance. HTF do people manage to
get AMB-lee-ance (rather than AMB-you-lance) out of that?

There are a few US versus UK differences: laboratory is LAB-ra-t'ry in the
US but lab-ORR-a-t'ry in the UK. To my British ears, the US pronunciation
always sounds suspiciously similar to lavatory :)

And don't get me started on "kilometre". Being from a scientific/engineering
background I pronounce it "KILL-o-MEE-ter" rather "kill-OMM-i-tah", on the
grounds that every prefix and every base unit in the SI system has its
stress on the first syllable: MILL-i, MI-cro, KILL-o, GI-ga etc and MEE-ter,
FAR-rad, SEC-cond etc. But I'm thinking of changing my middle name to
"Canute" because I know when I'm fighting a losing battle which I'll never
be able to win :)

And as for "Jiggawatts" (with the G pronounced as a J), well that belongs
only in Back to the Future :)
 
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John Williamson

NY said:
And then there's the other shibboleth: ambulance. HTF do people manage
to get AMB-lee-ance (rather than AMB-you-lance) out of that?
Even the Welsh pronounce it Amb-you-lance. They spell it "ambiwlans",
though.
 
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Ian Jackson

BTW, how do you pronounce Gigolo? With a G as in Go or as the J in
Junior? And if the latter, then why?

Incidentally what is the 3rd letter of the Greek alphabet? And how is
it pronounced?--
choro
I believe it's bad form for gigolos to giggle while they are doing their
jiggling.
 
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Wolf K

On 2013-08-14 6:49 AM, NY wrote:
[...]
And as for "Jiggawatts" (with the G pronounced as a J), well that
belongs only in Back to the Future :)
Jigger whats???
 
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Wolf K

BTW, how do you pronounce Gigolo? With a G as in Go or as the J in
Junior? And if the latter, then why?

Incidentally what is the 3rd letter of the Greek alphabet? And how is it
pronounced?--
choro
*****
Gamma, and it's a "hard G" in modern Greek, and Greek-derived words in
English, such a giga-. Its pronunciation in classical Greek is
apparently a matter of dispute. Most people say the hard G, but
somewhere I saw a claim that it's more like the ch in Bach, because the
chi is actually a K-H, ie, a strongly aspirated K, just as the phi is
P-H. Ask a Greek scholar if you want more pedantry. This is it for me,
for today. ;-)

Have a good day.
 
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choro

One of each.

The first one soft, modified by the "i" following it, the second hard,
as the "o" doesn't modify it.
What you say applies to words of Italian origin. True. But not
necessarily to words derived from other languages.

As is always the case in the pronunciation of English words derived from
other languages, there is the etymologically correct pronunciation OR
the mis-pronunciation that through common usage has become the accepted
pronunciation.

*Economy* is one word that was always mispronounced in English with the
E being pronounced as in "thin" or "Limpet" until Gordon Brown, the then
British Economy Minister, started pronouncing it correctly as the E in
DELL or Elliptical or Etymology which, I remember, at the time raised
quite a few eyebrows among the British. But Gordon Brown was pronouncing
it correctly.

But I wouldn't dream of pronouncing the first G in Gigantic as G in
Going, going, gone! Why "Gigabyte" is pronounced with the G as in Go, I
wouldn't know except that maybe people are not au fait with the
pronunciation of such words in their original languages and because we
rely too much on the printed as opposed to the spoken word these days
particularly where technical jargon is concerned.
 

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