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Char said:
I hope that was a typo. ;-)
I'm weird, but I think things like that are funny, sort of like using
mute when moot is intended.
You mean I meant "Statute of Limitations"? Yes, dang auto-correct. LOL
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One father gives his child a shock when he attempts to tell them of
their holiday plans
Dad: Your mom and I are going to divorce next month
Child: what??? why! call me please?
Dad: I wrote Disney and this phone changed it. We are going to Disney.
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Friend: So how was the date last night bro
Friend: Did you score
Him: not quite. first date we went to dinner and then walked her home
Him: then i killed her in the woods outside her house and left
Friend: Killing her seems a bit harsh. Did she order the lobster and
filet mignon at dinner or something?
Him: **********KISSED wtf
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Mom: I've got to tell you something. Are you sitting down?
Son: I am actually. What's up mom?
Mom: Your brother was adopted!
Son: What??? What are you talking about?
Son: Why are you telling me this over text? Call me
Mom: Oh this damn phone. I wrote accepted and the phone changed it. He
got accepted to Yale!