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David.WE.Roberts
Or, more correctly, extracting the Michael.=> "Taking the mickey" ...
Cheers
Dave R
Or, more correctly, extracting the Michael.=> "Taking the mickey" ...
To use her own term: rather "risqué".As long as you don't talk through it, or are (like the aptly-named
president Bush!) proud to be one.
(See- if you've got six
minutes to spare.)
I never saw anyone issuing receipts on the Starship Enterprise.As that doesn't happen in the UK (we don't need health insurance) it's not
a problem. If anyone requests a receipt, they can have one - but they are
very rarely needed, and therefore just waste time and money.
Have you ever seen anyone pay for anything on the Starship Enterprise?Larry__Weiss said:I never saw anyone issuing receipts on the Starship Enterprise.
They always did it off-camera, since it didn't forward the plot to anyI never saw anyone issuing receipts on the Starship Enterprise.
Are there annual tax forms for British citizens? If so, what day is the equivalent to April 15 inThey always did it off-camera, since it didn't forward the plot to any
great extent.
They never showed people filling out their tax forms either, for the
same reason.
I probably shouldn't read the replies that this post might generate, if
anyone reads it
I don't know about that, but I *was* surprised to learn that there is aAre there annual tax forms for British citizens? If so, what day is the equivalent to April 15 in
the USA?
Yes. Most people (Wage slaves...) get paid net of taxes, and get aLarry__Weiss said:Are there annual tax forms for British citizens? If so, what day is the
equivalent to April 15 in the USA?
Thanks! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P60Yes. Most people (Wage slaves...) get paid net of taxes, and get a receipt to show how much you've
earnt and how much tax you've paid as of the first Monday in April each year. If you are paid this
way, this is your total involvement with the tax man. This is a form P60. If you leave a job
partway through the taxyear, they must issue a similar form known as a P45, which must be handed to
yoru new employer.
If you are self employed or are not employed by only one employer, then you have to fill in a tax
return either on line by the 1st of January in the year following the tax year (So, on the 1st of
January this year, I had to put in a return for the year 2011 - 2012). If you insist on using
paper, then you have to file your return before 30th September, which in my case would have been in
September 2012 for the tax year 2011 - 2012. All tax has to be paid by these dates, and if you pay
later than that, you end up being charged interest and penalty charges. My current tax return is
sitting in my in tray waiting for the P60 tax form to say what I earnt in my main employment the 12
months up to April 5th this year. I will send the return in with a copy, and will hear no more
about it unless I have other sources of income.
The above is simplified, but the flavour of it is right.
Have you ever seen anyone pay for anything on the Starship Enterprise?
It's a cashless society. On occasion, when visiting a primitive world,
they hand over some local cash to a small trader, maybe.
Incidentally they also have a July First Second and Third! <GD&R>I don't know about that, but I *was* surprised to learn that there is a
July 4th in England.
We in the States do too! What a coincidence!Incidentally they also have a July First Second and Third! <GD&R>
Generally, for 90% or more of the population, it's very simple. WeLarry__Weiss said:Thanks! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P60
I see that it is somewhat complicated:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxation_in_the_United_Kingdom#Income_tax
I'll skip reading that...For the USA, the instructions for our basic "1040" form ran to 214 pages
this year.
http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/i1040.pdf
I just wrote a cheque (that's "check" on your side of the Big Pond )We're getting pretty close to a cashless society here in the US. I pay
my barber and my gardener in cash (that's all they take), and that's
about it. I pay almost everything else either by electronic funds
transfer or by credit card, and very occasionally with a check to
someone who doesn't take credit cards.
April 5th is the end of the fiscal year here. I file my returns on-lineAre there annual tax forms for British citizens? If so, what day is the equivalent to April 15 in
the USA?
There always has been - but we don't do anything to distinguish it fromI don't know about that, but I *was* surprised to learn that there is a
July 4th in England.
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