"Could you help with a survey?" "Hang on a second, I'll dig a coin out
of my pocket to get the answers." On the odd occasion I've done the
survey, it's *always* been followed by a sales pitch, which is the point
at which I remind them about the TPS rules. If I've done business with
them they have already been told "Don't ring me, I'll ring ouy.".
I didn't mind survey calls , if I thought they might serve a useful purpose.
But then I had a call from someone who said they were doing a survey of health
in our area, and could they ask me some questions. I said OK, and a bloke
arrived and waffled and waffled and I wondered when he was going to get to the
point. He showed me bad photos of various diseased organs, but hadn't asked
anything that seemed like a survey question, Then he hauled out a gadget that
he said I could put in my bath and it would prevent/cure the ailments in the
photos he had showed me.
I said, "If you're trying to sell me something, you're wasting your time and
mine."
He got a bit miffed at that, but it was his fault, or the fault of the auntie
who had sent him to me for comeing here under false pretenses. I was prepared
to answer a reasonable survey which might have taken 5-10 minutes, but not to
sit and listen to another hour or so of waffle. Out of curiosity I asked him
the price. I expected him to say something like R600, and I would respond that
it was way too expensive. He said R10000, and I said that there was no way I
couold afford that, even if I wanted one, which I didn't. He then said
"Haven't you got a credit card?" And I said, "Yes, but anyway that is way
above my credit limit" and he said "You can put it on a budget account", and I
said, "I'd still have to pay it off, and pay 29% interest or whatever it is,
and all to buy something that I don't want, and I have no idea whether it
works or not. All I have is you showing me a lot of photos that you claim
illustrate diseases, but I don't have those diseases, and I don't know if your
gadget cures them anyway." And still he wanted to argue.
So now I'm suspicious of surveys too.