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Hey,
I still have you killfiled (you replied to Yousuf so I went
for it) because of your demented approach to posting, but I
thought you might find these interesting:
(Apparently, you are a "hugger", check out what your stupid
[] officially means. I don't know if it's better to be a
square or a hugger... Been to any 12-step meetings lately?)
130 or so emoticons
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Above in an updraft
:-s After a bizarre comment
:-* After eating something bitter
:-6 After eating something sour
*
) And bozo the clown!
O
Angel (at heart, at least)
|-I Asleep
:-% Banker
Basic smiley
:-} Beard
-) Big-face
-8 Big girl
|-O Birth
:-1 Bland face
:-] Blockhead
:-( Boo hoo
:-X Bow tie
:-# Braces
%-6 Braindead
:^) Broken nose
:v) Broken nose, but it's the other way
:-E Bucktoothed vampire
:-c Bummed out smiley
C=
Chef
*
) Clown
:-~) Cold
Comedy
:-8( Condescending stare
:-t Cross smiley
:,( Crying
:'-( Crying too
0-) Cyclops (scuba diver?)
8-# Death
:-e Disappointed
:-} Ditto
,-) Ditto...but he's winking
:-( Drama
:*) Drunk
<:-I Dunce
I Egghead
:-#| Face with bushy mustache
:-( Frowning
Glasses
8
Glasses on forehead
:] Gleep...
Ha ha
E-
Ham radio operator
Happy
:-| Have an ordinary day smiley
|-) Hee hee
:-> Hey hey
:-I Hmm
|-D Ho ho
+-
Holds religious office
B-) Horn-rims
=
Hosehead
[] Hugs
[] and :* Hugs and kisses
:-I Indifferent smilie
8 Infinity
:-* Just ate something sour
X-( Just died
:-> Just made a really devilish remark
:-7 Just made a wry statement
:-X Keeping lips sealed
:* Kisses
:-D Laughing
:-D Laughing (at you!)
Laughter
:v) Left-pointing nose smiley
:-b Left-pointing tongue smiley
(-: Left handed
:-j Left smiling smiley
:-/ Lefty undecided smiley
:-9 Licking his/her lips
8
Little girl
-< Mad
:- Male
3:[ Mean pet smilie
:> Midget smiley
Midget smilie
:< Midget unsmiley
:-{) Moustache
~~:-( Net.flame
:-0 No yelling! (quiet lab)
Nyah nyah
:-=) Older smiley with mustache
+
Priest
@= Pro-nuclear
=
Punk-rocker
:[ Real downer
:-< Real sad smiley
:-C Really bummed
[:] Robot
Sad
,
Same thing...other side
:-@ Screaming
:-i Semi-smiley
:-o Singing national anthem
:-/ Skeptical
:-Q Smoker
|^o Snoring
:'-) So happy, s/he is crying
Sticking its tongue out (at you!)
Sunglasses
B
Sunglasses on head
:-o Surprise
8-| Suspense
Swimmer
:-v Talking head smiley
:-& Tongue tied
:-O Uh oh
:-o Uh oh!
~ User drools
*<
Wearing a santa claus hat
[
Wearing a walkman
:-# Wears braces
B-) Wears horn-rimmed glasses
:-{} Wears lipstick
:
Wears normal glasses
:Q What?
;;-) Winking
{
With its hair parted in the middle
:^) With pointy nose (righty)
8
Wizard
:-7 Wry
|-O Yawning/snoring
:O Yelling
|-P Yuk
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and....
250 or so emoticons
:-{) User has a moustache
'-) User is winking at you
;-) Wink...or bad plastic surgery?
:-{ User is a vampire
:-E User is a bucktoothed vampire
|-{ Charlie Brownicon ("Good Grief!")
:-} Love or just good scotch?
8-O User is shocked
:-, User is perplexed
:-f User is both bucktoothed and perplexed
<:-0 Eeek!
:-1 User smirks
:-Q User is a smoker
:-? User smokes a pipe
:-" User has pursed lips
:-9 User is licking his/her lips
C=
User is a chef
{_}0 Coffee calls!
:-r Bleaggh - need to brew a fresh pot
:~) User has broken nose
|~( User has broken nose and is still in pain
:-v User is speaking out of the side of their mouth
:-V User is shouting at person using the next
:terminal
B-D User plays in rock band
B-D}}} User plays with ZZ Top
\
User is Ronald Reagan... or Nancy giving
dictation 7
User is a Ronald Reagan imitator
:-w User speaks with forked tongue
:-W User speaks with forked tongue and insists you
:listen <) User is from an Ivy League School
<I==I) User is talking on their car phone
y==X) User talking on car phone just drove into a tree
8^{} User is prying jaws open with vise to display
amazement +-
User is the Pope or holds some other
religious office `
User shaved one of his eyebrows
off this morning O
User is an angel (at heart, at
least)
:-S User just made an incoherent statement
*<
User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-o Uh oh...
(8-o ...it's Mr. Bill!
*
) User is a bozo
3:] Pet smiley
3:[ Mean pet smiley
d8= Beaver wearing goggles and a hard hat
E-
User is a HAM radio operator
%-6 User is braindead
[
User is wearing a portable stereo
I User is an egghead
8-] User is stoned
*L* User is totalled
:-(*) User on verge of vomiting at the excess of
:smileys
<:-I User is a dunce
+<.'v User is a knight who is busy with something away
from the terminal K
User wears a propeller beanie
' User drools
@
User wears a turban
User wishes to remain anonymous
X-( User just died
X==[ User just died with their boots on
X-) User just died happy
]X###[ User just died in bed
]X==+=[ User (m or f) just died very happy
C=}>;*{O) Classic overkill smiley: user is a drunk, sly
chef with moustache, toupee and double chin in and is caught
in an updraft
:-x User sucks lemons
:-> User is just some happy square
:-C Stock drops...so does the jaw
:-< User is forlorn
[:] User is a robot:V User is a woodpecker
8
User is a little girl
-8 User is a big girl
|) User is a salamander
@|@ User has been surfing too long
*-<:-{{{ User is Santa
}:-}{{W-- User is Satan - or dyslexic and attempting to be
Santa =|
= User is Abe Lincoln or a really cheap
imitation Santa o-<:-{{{ User is a cheap imitation Santa
{
User wears a toupee
}:-( Toupee in an updraft
*| User loves a sunset
:-, Smirk
:-\ 8o User after cold shower
:-\ User is Popeye
:-? User licks their lips
:^T User's lips are zipped
:^P User is sticking tongue out at you
:^( User is an Amazonian headhunter
7
User is a Ronald Reagan imitator
w User is thumbing their nose at you
(-_-) User gives you a secret smile
|-<> Kissy-face
@-) User is a happy cyclops
@-() User is a hungry cyclops
C-| User is a cyclops with a squint
Q-) Cyclops winking
<:>== User is a turkey
MSN User is trying not to be, but is still a turkey
:= | User is a baboon
8=[} User is a lemur
%-<I> User is happy drunk
*-} User is beyond drunk
% User has had a cycling accident
:-O>-o User is an American tourist (oh joy)
:'O User is pretending to be Bob Hope
:Q) User is John Q. Public
-) User is a sly one
-( Not a happy camper
(-::-( User is two-faced
:<= User is a walrus
:~| User is punchy
-
User has a mohawk cut
{:\/ User is talking like a duck
:-$ User insists you put your money where your mouth
:is -: User is French (jou notice ze accent?)
:-& Tongue-tied
:
User is four-eyed
i-) User is a private investigator
..-) User is keeping an eye out
..-) "I told you you'd put your eye out with that!"
&-) User needs opera glasses to see terminal screen
=
User is a hosehead
The Madman Strikes Again
#-) User is auditioning for part of Lieutenant
Geordie LaForge
:-| User says: "Have a day"
*:* User is a little fuzzy
%-{ User has been at the terminal too long
%~v User needs medical attention
#
User is Cosmo Frasier
^): User has perceptual difficulties or is a
post-nuclear baby O|-l User has been hit by falling
rock
:-(=) User has big teeth
)-) User is a scuba diver
~= User lights a candle... the flame is on
~====== Better call the bomb squad
-= User douses a candle... this flame is over
P-) User is a pirate
~~\8-O User needs to fix frayed cord on monitor
~~:-( User is a hothead
|:-| User needs to loosen up
d :-o User doffs their hat to you
:8) User is a pig
8+() User is either Tina Turner or a British Lord
*~8-} User has a lit fuse coming out of their head
B-{= User is either a vampire, a beaver or just some
dork @-} User is a cyborg on a good day
\ User smokes...
! and hates it
B(\ User smokes...
! and thinks it makes them look cool
:-6 User finds your remark sour
:-{} User wears heavy lipstick
:^( User's nose is out of joint
:-[ ] User breaks out the Jaws of Death
8-* User just ate a hot pepper
R-) User has broken glasses
S-) User has crooked glasses
<{
[ User has been stuffed into a rocket
=[{:-(] User has been stuffed into a bottle
=[{
] User has been stuffed into a Scotch bottle
) Cheshire smiley
-o ^^^^: User zipped fly too fast
p-) User wears a monocle
[:] User is being crushed by heavy machinery
(-E: User wears bifocals
L-) User has a funky hairdo
T-) User wears weird glasses
H-) User is cross-eyed
-) User never computes without protective headgear
oo User's headlights are on
O>-<|= Women only please...
o>8<|= Interesting women only please...
o[#|== Men only please...
o[#+== Oh, puh-lease...
}:-( User is bull-headed
;-) Winkie
o{=8~~ User farts in your general direction
>-< User thought you were a cop
|-( User is having another late night at the
|terminal
:-{#} User wears braces
@= User digs nuclear explosions
-# User wishes they hadn't said that
:-` User chews tobacco
)-: User has a theatrical bent
d
User is a trucker (or a baseball fan
q
User is a rapper, a catcher, or doesn't know how
to put on a ball cap
-$ User had bad pizza for
dinner
+) User wants you to know they have an
enormous... nose
=) User has two noses
(\/) User has extremely large ears
** User enjoys winter sports
<) User is a blabbermouth
=) User is psychotically happy
||*) Handshake accepted
&-| User is very sad
-8 User is sexually aroused (m)
!-( % User attempted to display arousal to wrong
person
:-(O) User is in your face
=|
User wears a top hat
&
User has curly hair
@
User has wavy hair
*:** User is a bit blurry
:-8( User is looking down on you
....---... Emergency
#$%^@# Encrypted emoticon;
-|K- Formal chat requested
l= Chat requested regarding housing in Arizona
B-) User is Batman
->- User sells airline tickets
;-> User is giving you the evil eye
<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of
jokes =0== - User is Mexican or a stylish woman on a
railroad track =t== - User is Mexican or a stylish
woman who has been run over by train M
User
salutes you <
<<| User is an astronaut
-... User's heart is broken
~M`'~ User is a very intelligent camel
!!! User is Sam Kinison
|-> User is an elder Chinese national - approach
|with respect
:-(%) User has tonsillitis or a fly in their throat
<<<<
-) User sells hats
{O--< User is a dead fish... or thinks you are
@>--->---- User offers you a rose
-{~ User has moustache and drools
{} User makes no comment
O-S-< User is in a hurry
O-Z-< User is awkward and in a hurry
O-&-< User is getting impatient
-|==>- User is a user
XXXXXXXXXXX User has copy-protected their emoticon
==:[OO']>:== User feels like they're being railroaded
8) User is a frog
pp# User is a cow that wants you to think they are a
frog O-G-< User thinks they should come first
%\v User is a Picasso fan
[] User gives you a hug
|| Chat requested regarding four-wheel drive
|| vehicles
@O=E<= User wears a skirt and a turtleneck sweater
6\/) User is an elephant
__Q~`__ User is a cat
-( User ought to know enough to wear safety glasses
around lasers
:-'| User has a cold
;^? User got their lights punched out
C:# User is a football player
((-) User needs a haircut
:-a User can lick their own nose (see "dork")
%*@:-( User is hung over
-=#
User is a wizard
!-| User is a Cylon
i-=<***** User has flamethrower
i-=<*****X-( User has flamethrower and uses it
:-" User smokes two cigarettes at once
Q
User is a recent graduate
($^}>==[ User has successfully sued us for copyright
violation regarding unlicensed use of a smiley
(From the PC/Internet Lexicon ®1995 DLM)
