HELP!!!!!

[Valorie *~]

I accidently took a piss on my laptop and now WE, WC and Outhouse Express no
longer work! W7 sucks!
Also, my dog stole the batteries from my vibrator causing this HPW7WEWC to
boot to a purple screen. Can anyone help?

 

[kevpan815]

I accidently took a piss on my laptop and now WE, WC and Outhouse
Express no longer work! W7 sucks!
Also, my dog stole the batteries from my vibrator causing this HPW7WEWC
to boot to a purple screen. Can anyone help?

RE-FORMAT YOUR COMPUTER AND INSTALL OPEN SOURCE LINUX UBUNTU!

 

[relic]

I accidently took a piss on my laptop and now WE, WC and Outhouse Express
no longer work! W7 sucks!
Also, my dog stole the batteries from my vibrator causing this HPW7WEWC to
boot to a purple screen. Can anyone help?

Try doing a system restore to a week or so before you bought it.

 

[Clogwog]

Try doing a system restore to a week or so before you bought it.

Can't be done mate, since most vibrators have Linux embedded.
Lunix desktop market share (500 + distro's) has dropped to an all time low
of 0,85%, some Linux fux in COLA boast, blabber and shout about their "great
Linux embedded devices", SOLD 1 MILLION TIMES *PER* *DAY* !!, pathetic isn't
it?

 

[Valorie *~]

Can't be done mate, since most vibrators have Linux embedded.
Lunix desktop market share (500 + distro's) has dropped to an all time low
of 0,85%, some Linux fux in COLA boast, blabber and shout about their
"great Linux embedded devices", SOLD 1 MILLION TIMES *PER* *DAY* !!,
pathetic isn't it?

MY vibrator is running Vista, but I can't get it to kick into turbo speed.

 

[PA Bear [MS MVP]]

MY vibrator is running Vista, but I can't get it to kick into turbo speed.

You have to ask Alias to give you a hand relief instead. He is Jewish
which you can prove by looking at his penis!

 

[Bill Yanaire, ESQ]

I love oral sex. Send me your phone number, address, and a link to your
nudie pictures. I will be happy to serve you at a discounted price.



"Valorie *~" wrote in message

I accidently took a piss on my laptop and now WE, WC and Outhouse Express no
longer work! W7 sucks!
Also, my dog stole the batteries from my vibrator causing this HPW7WEWC to
boot to a purple screen. Can anyone help?

 

[Valorie *~]

You have to ask Alias to give you a hand relief instead. He is Jewish
which you can prove by looking at his penis!

He's hiding it under a thimble!